okay, so i got this idea from dragonfire2000's journal. you should go look at hers too. anyways, you go to google, and enter in your first name and one of the following below, in quotes. the answers are funny! i did only my first name obviously, because that turned up more results.

for example, one of the things i searched was "[my name] needs" and here are my answers!

needs: a friend.
aww, am i really that pathetic? haha

looks like: a self-satisfied, smug, eminence gris in that shot.
i had to look up what eminence gris was, and here is the def. courtesy of wikipedia: a powerful advisor or decision-maker who operates secretively.

says: for free.
idk what that means

wants: to be a star.
umm, not really

does: dish.
again, what??

hates: you.
hahahahhaahahahah. made me laugh

asks: for advice.
sometimes, i guess...

goes: jogging.
umm, no.

likes: ice cream.
yesh i do!!

eats: a squirrel.
?!?!??! for clarification, no i do not eat squirrels. apparently i am a siberian husky with an appetite, haha

wears: her Heart on her Neck.
hmm, maybe more like her heart on her sleeve.

was arrested for: not moving to the back of the bus.
hmm, am i the next rosa parks?